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Joke of the Day

"Prove that lightning isn't wizards fighting. You can't."

"How does every racist joke begin? By glancing around the room."

"Some day I have a victim mentality But it's not my fault"

"I put on my favorite disco album yesterday. My wife tried telling me disco was dead. I said ""No honey, it's not. You're thinking of your mother."

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"Jokes (Jewish) Why does Jewish guys have big noses? - Because air is free -"

"So, you know how they put that magic hat on Frosty and it makes him talk? I wonder if there's one that works in reverse, but for children."

"Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy"

"I'm glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment."

"I don't get * Why my son is so disappointed this christmas * He didn't get any presents last year either"