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Joke of the Day

"Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck."

"What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve."

"I want you to fu.. this rusty pipe . FTW ??"

"I'm home alone eating donuts and listening to Journey. I think I can stop believin' now."

"My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions"

"In a perfect world a ""Party Pooper"" would be someone who could shoot confetti out of their butt."

"What gun does Jesus hate the most? The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the /r/pka podcast"

"What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry? Fetus"

"""It's said like it's spelt"" is easy to follow Unless it's said by a Welsh person"

"Two fish are in a tank... One looks at the other and says ""how the fuck are we supposed to drive this thing?"""