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Joke of the Day

"I'm still not convinced Mitt Romney was born."

"Just saw a girl wearing a ""BAD GAL"" t-shirt so I yelled ""NO!"" & smacked her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper."

"I don't get why the people in the twin towers were upset on 9/11... I mean, the workers did get razes."

"my Doctor told me i have to stop masturbating... ...because he cant concentrate i heard this a few years ago its probably been posted before but its pretty funny so enjoy :)"

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar... ...it was tense."

"""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo."""

"What is your favorite knick knock joke? Do tell."

"Me: I'm so tired I need to sleep. Ambien: Here I'll help... Hey don't forget to take off your clothes and pretend that you're snow! Me: K"

"I like my beer like I like my neighbours White."

"I was working at the orange juice factory But I got canned couldn't concentrate"