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Joke of the Day

"A man is dying of cancer... But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies ""So no one will have sex with my wife when I'm gone"""

"Hillary Joke Hillary's campaign manager asks Hillary: - What do you like more, New Year's or sex? - New Year's - Why? - It happens more often"

"Why did Hitler want to rise in power? Because he wanted a Kaiser roll."

"Why do girls have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them *Peter Griffin* hehehehe"

"How did the Mexicans get across the border? They went through Juan by Juan. ^Forgive ^me."

"Why can't Albert Einstein drive? Because he never learned."

"Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? Because she was a woman"

"Why is leather so good for sneaking around in? Because leather is made of hide."

"Don't anthropomorphize your pets... They hate it when you do that."

"Why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. Who has hair on their shoulders. Whose shampooing their shoulder hair. Please come forward."