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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? Getting your palms red at the same time."

"There's no 72 virgins, guess where terrorists actually go when they die? *explosion* EVERYWHERE!"

"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count."

"Who is FAPMAN's greatest nemesis? The Stroker."

"Why do Brides wear white? To match the rest of the household appliances."

"I was going to make a joke about a broken pencil... but it would be pointless."

"Me: hey dad, what did you do before the internet? Dad: you have thirteen bros n sisters, do the math son."

"If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive . . . Pretty soon Id be attractive"

"[The Second Coming] Jesus:""People of the Earth! I have returned with news of God's love an-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced ""Louis-ville"" or ""Louie-Ville?"" Its pronounced ""Frank-fort."""