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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, ""IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE"" he fumes"

"I can't call people Grammar Nazis on social media anymore.... Now I call them the Alt-Write."

"What can you use to fill your butt crack? Ass-fault"

"The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken... I'll see myself out now.."

"She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them."

"Impress an Asian chick by treating her as an equal."

"At Christmas, it's important to pause and remember all those who have wronged you this year and how you can wreak vengeance on them in 2017"

"A group of the best ISIS fighters mistakingly kidnapped Chuck Norris When they realized who they had, they beheaded each other"

"My 13 year old son told me this last night. Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning!"