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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass!"
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"Guys, it could be worse. Male random baldness could have been a thing."
"Hey tampon makers, can I get a silent tampon wrapper please? Sounds like I'm opening a bag of Sun Chips up in here."
"[pizza delivery] Girl: Is there an other way I can pay you? *bites lip* uh HELL YEAH! *pulls out phone* see that RT button?"
"Annoying couples on social media What is an annoying couple's favorite sport? Bae-sball"
"More Wisdom from Confucius Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, usually wakes up with stinky fingers. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
"Why is the blood of christ wine? Because he drank religiously"