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Joke of the Day

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend teeth."

"I'm DJ Con$tapation I don't give a shit."

"Knock knock? Who's there? ...It's Johnny, grandma... A single tear rolled down the boys face. Alzheimers was taking its hold on her."

"The Wall Street protesters are right... There is no Jobs."

"I think we all know that one person who seems to make it a daily goal to incorporate every color of the rainbow in their outfit."

"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."

"(Hope this isn't a repost) What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight? The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies."

"What do you call two couches that are in love with each other? Homosectionals."

"Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!"

"Ronda Rousey and I have something in common We both finish in 34 seconds."