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Joke of the Day
"4 out of 5 dentists recommend teeth."
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"There was once a very unlucky man Crossing the road , he got hit by a truck . Then on his way to heaven , got hit by a plane"
"Me: ""If only the man upstairs could have blessed you with brains as well as beauty."" Wife: ""Why the hell is there a man upstairs?"""
"I give in to peer pressure My friends went on a diet, so I joined in to try to fit in."
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's dead"
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"" And a Scottsman says ""Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"""
"Why do mice have tiny balls? Not very many of them know how to dance"
"How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself? It's smoking a cigarette."
"My girlfriend says she needs time and distance... Is she calculating velocity?"
"What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes? A Star-Spangled Banner."