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Joke of the Day

"Missed connection: you were washing your car in a bathing suit. I rode past your house 78 times. You threw a rock at me."

"Which is the best side of a banana to eat? The Inside..."

"Why is the area between a woman's breast and hips called a waist? Because you can easily fit a second pair of boobs in there."

"Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes."

"Local Drowning A hippie drowned at the local beach last night. When asked why the free spirit was unable to be save before his tragic death, a lifeguard commented ""He was too far out, man."""

"I Am a spy who has worked for the Mossad the last 23 years. Ask Me Nothing."

"So a ""refugee"" walks into a bar... ...So a firefighter walks into the remains of a bar..."

"Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller? Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!"

"I escaped Iraq. Wanna know how? Iran."

"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."