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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross Michael J Fox with a dildo? A vibrator."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Black lives matter."
"Did you see the article about Apple buying large, popular websites? Yeah, iReddit."
"""weed is a gateway drug"" ""to what? the fridge? Hahaha"" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*"
"Not to be a Scrooge, but if you play or even hum along with Christmas music before December 10, you should be sent to a concentration camp."
"Did you hear Harriet Tubman will be on the $20? Does this mean it'll be worth 70% of its value because she's a woman? Or does it mean it'll be worth 3/5th because she's black?"
"How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug? It makes me sick."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None"
"What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman? A pregnant woman is in Labour"
"What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart? The rest of her is cold too."