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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman? A pregnant woman is in Labour"
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"A scientist claims to have 100,000 pieces of evidence that Bigfoot exists. How about one, a f#cking Bigfoot??"
"The entire Dutch air force was disabled this week. The pilot was sick."
"Dad Joke Survivors A nickelodeon presentation."
"For the English Q: What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary? A: U.K. ?"
"Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ? He wanted to be a master-baiter."
"Why did the police officer smell? Because he was on duty."
"I was cured of lycanthropy. Now I'm a were-wolf."
"If weed becomes legalized after Snoop Dog dies He'll be rolling in his grave"
"[lost in Spain] Wife: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Spanish with a local]: gracias Wife: well? Me: we are in Spain"