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Joke of the Day

"Not to be a Scrooge, but if you play or even hum along with Christmas music before December 10, you should be sent to a concentration camp."

"The Web's Best 1,419,302,855,011,440 JPEG images (SLIDESHOW)"

"Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together."

"Easter is a sad day for Lance Armstrong He can never seem to find more than one egg"

"What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail ? ""I feel like a kid again"""

"I am a male who goes through monthly week long periods..... of unrest while my wife is on her menstruation cycle."

"Did the depressed rope maker succeed? Sadly, he did knot."

"Autocorrect and I are so close, we finish each other's sentinels."

"Asked my dad if he heard about the head tranplant on the news. He said, ""No, but it sounds like it's way ahead of it's time."""

"We could be like Romeo and Juliet. You go die and I'll go to sleep."