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Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None"
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"20% of traffic accidents involve deer.Who allowed deer to drive in the first place?"
"I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino in Las Vegas, but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived. When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order."
"Traffic shut down in many US cities today Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?"
"I don't want Hillary to become the first f president. Whoops, meant to say female but the ""emale"" got deleted!"
"Here's one you might know... There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true."
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years."
"Dear lady who says she will only date guys who drive Mercedes or BMW cars, yet your father drives a Hyundai; Why can't you be humble like your mother?"
"e and i have an argument e says to i: get real i responds: be rational"
"What's both blue and purple and never seen again? This thread :/"