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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart? The rest of her is cold too."
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"Did you head about the rabbi who only drank lemonade? He's an acidic Jew...."
"No toilet paper. My training kicks in. I barrel roll under the stall & onto the lap of the person in the next stall. I did not plan for this"
"What do you call a Nazi cetacean? Adolfin."
"What kind of underwear does John Grisham use? Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge"
"Listen to Mom! Jim: Sometimes I wish I had listened to my mother's advice. Jon: What did she say? Jim: I dunno. I never listened!"
"Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly."
"The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of its racist, violence prone, and uncivilized connotations"
"Why is a woman like a KFC? After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."
"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend. Badum-tits."