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Joke of the Day
"What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama? You Bahhhhhh-Rock!"
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"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just need to stab it enough times."
"The other day I was almost arrested for mooning. Public indecency, my ass."
"What do you do with dead atoms? Barium"
"This bartender doesn't know it yet, but she is probably going to make me 36 hours late for work tomorrow."
"Two fish are in a tank... One looks at the other and says ""how the fuck are we supposed to drive this thing?"""
"What is Michal Jackson A Chocolate Cracker (if they exist)"
"Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession."
"Did you hear how Jared Fogel lost his first 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."