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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear how Jared Fogel lost his first 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."

"There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened the walking sticks for the blind."

"Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport? Because its a band substance"

"A man walks into a bar He shits in it ...Sorry"

"I went to the butchers and asked if he had a lambs head No he replied, it's just how I come my hair."

"[RACIST] The Parrot A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. ""Wow,"" says the bartender. ""That is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."

"Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? High Street, of course."

"Damn girl, are you Miley Cyrus? I fucking hate you."

"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact."

"Organ Freeman http://i.imgur.com/plVQyUC.jpg"