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Joke of the Day

"The other day I was almost arrested for mooning. Public indecency, my ass."

"My son got sent home from school today for chewing gum in class. I had to phone the teacher and explain to her that he's only trying to give up smoking."

"[on a date] *wonders if she'll steal my fries while I use the restroom* *shakes Magic 8 ball* ""YES"" *takes plate of fries with me*"

"Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida."

"The Pope walks into a mosque The Imam asks ""Why the wrong faith?"""

"Mary had a little sheep and with the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram so Mary had a little lamb."

"I think the only way I'll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I'm in prison."

"How do you turn German beer into American Beer? Drink it"

"Why do they call it ejaculate... when it's usually early?"

"What did the Japanese man say to the hooker? You might feel a tiny prick."