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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and hides in the attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank"

"If Sean Connery was in the bathroom and told someone what he was doing, it would sound like he was repeating himself. ""I'm shitting in here, pooping."""

"Where does a pirate keep his gold? In his treas-arrrr chest!"

"What did Sting get in Amsterdam? A massage in a brothel"

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday."

"I have the body of a god. Too bad that god is Buddha."

"My friend told me he thought I was a hipster. I told him I thought I was a hipster way before he did."

"My wife complained that I don't give her flowers anymore. I replied that she doesn't give me blow jobs anymore."

"Did you hear Nicky Minaj was admitted to hospital? She had a massive anus rhythm."

"Apple products Remove the USB port and nobody bats an eye. Remove the headphone jack and everybody loses their minds!"