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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and hides in the attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank"
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"Spilling a beer... ...is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon."
"New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT."
"Food wedding anniversaries: Year 1: champagne 2: strawberries 3: chocolate 4: donuts 5: protein shakes 6: microwave meal 7: Rat poison"
"Q: What do you call a fly with no wings? A: A walk."
"My wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack of cigarettes for 6 months... She's up to 2 packs a day."
"How did the detective solve his cold-case? He put it in a conviction-oven."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick in someone's asshole"
"Where do kids with ADHD go? To concentration camps."
"Two antennas met on a roof . . . Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant."