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Joke of the Day

"Food wedding anniversaries: Year 1: champagne 2: strawberries 3: chocolate 4: donuts 5: protein shakes 6: microwave meal 7: Rat poison"

"A girl asked me if I would like to see her pussy... ...and then she showed me her cat!"

"[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* ""We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"

"How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed."

"Open letter to the mods of /r/jokes C"

"Why was the blond late on her first day of work? Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier."

"Its such a shame todays world is so politically correct, you cant even say Black Paint anymore, Instead you have to say ""Leeroy please paint the porch"""

"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead. Credit goes to a Laffy Taffy wrapper from some years ago."

"Why did Rose not buy the iPhone 7 Cause it didn't have a Jack"

"What do you call it when a photo of gay lovers falls from the wall and shatters into two pieces, tearing them apart? Broke back-mounting."