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Joke of the Day
"How did the detective solve his cold-case? He put it in a conviction-oven."
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"One time I brought my kids to work with me and now my boss is way more tolerant of my drinking."
"I wanted to make a ""two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff"" joke, but um... ...tsh."
"[notice son's not home] [text] Me: IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT! I SAID HOME BY 11! 17: You were my ride. Me: Oh. Where are you again?"
"I'm watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit."
"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was FANTASTIC."
"People don't make your heart skip a beat. Medical conditions do. Idiots."
"Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they're getting insulted or complimented daily."
"I'm going to go on a Brexit diet The pounds will drop fast."
"There are 4 black guys in a rectangular room. They divide evenly into the 4 corners. How many men are in each corner? 3/5"