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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack of cigarettes for 6 months... She's up to 2 packs a day."

"The Oedipal complex.. It's the difference between MILF and M,ILF."

"Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven."

"Fist bumping high fives since 94'"

"I recently came into a large sum of money Now all the bills are sticking together"

"There's a cure for kleptomania! They make a pilfer that."

"What does a butler call his employer named mr. Bates? Sir, you fucking pervert!"

"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""

"The Comic Wonder of the week is ""The Contest"" by ReedBurns [audio]"

"A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. Luckily, nobody was injured."