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Joke of the Day
"Spilling a beer... ...is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon."
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"Just landed my dream job of ""before"" picture"
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"I once dated a model, but I always preferred the earlier versions. This particular one was not very user-friendly, she was high-maintenance and my friends would always borrow her for personal use."
"I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy."
"Newton's third law of Emotion. For every male action, there is a female overreaction."
"What's an ""oying""? This joke"
"""Oh great! Just great!"" --guy showing up to the beach with a bunch of sand"