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Joke of the Day
"What is Hitler's least favourite Christmas song? All I Want From Christmas Is Jew"
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"""The secret is that it's all in the wrist!"" -My grandfather talking about golf or handjobs or something"
"I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate."
"I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks."
"A man runs into a bar... A man runs into a bar, and demands to the barkeep: ""Quick! How tall do penguins grow?"" ""About two foot sir"" replies the bartender ""Shit. I've just run over a nun."""
"Seven Jewish mothers are sitting in a restaurant... and a waiter comes and asks: ''I'm sorry ladies, is *anything* all right?''"
"Did you hear about the man who tried to freeze himself at 0 Kelvin? He's 0K now"
"What kind of organisation is Atheism? A non-prophet organisation."
"WANTED: Sanity LAST SEEN: In store, right before I told my 4 year old that he couldn't get a new toy REWARD: 4 year old"
"I've been exaggerating... ...since 1744."