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"What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers? A roll model."

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"Why didn't the old man wear old man reading glasses? They were too on-the-nose."
"Conservatives say the problem is Christianity ain't taught in schools. The real problem is Christianity ain't taught in church."
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"19 and 20 got in a fight. 21."
"The more Twitter tells me it's over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping."
"A Polish guy bought a toilet brush.. three days later he went back to paper.."
"How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ? You can feel his presents ..."
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