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Joke of the Day

"One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out ""I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife."" Both men ran away."

"Under pressure, Air Bud's math teacher changes grade from ""he's a dog"" to a 70"

"If I were a cop and pulled a woman over for speeding I would keep crying until she let me give her a ticket."

"Last year I turned my life around and lost over 200 lbs People ask me what's your secret? And I'm like ""It's simple, I dumped my girlfriend."""

"Mike said he's breaking up w/ u cause you're not very smart & u have issues Me: OMG I DO NOT HAVE HIS SHOES WE DONT EVEN WEAR THE SAME SIZE"

"Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together."

"A man was pulled over for speeding... The officer says: Where is the fire at? The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)"

"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."

"What do you call 2 doctors walking together? Pair-o-Medics"

"bill nye is short for william new years eve"