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Joke of the Day

"Officer: Did u know your back light is out Me: I don't know if you noticed... I'm inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage"

"Why so many conservative white Americans voted Obama? Old whites on their deathbeds saw ""the light"" people so often experience when they approach death, and accidentally voted for it."

"Did you hear about the jewish guy? Did you hear about the jewish guy that walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."

"Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision."

"Role playing didnt go so well last night. She was the hot sexy teacher and I the rebel student..so I ditched class. Cause schools for nerds."

"Why should you never trust a noodle? Because they're in-pastas."

"Did you know that Matthew Broderick was the first Iron Man in the movies? He was Ferrous Bueller."

"Ramen again? This guy's a mess. -mice in my kitchen"

"Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey? Bill Cosby"

"Just want to be bitten by a spider without the obligation of becoming a superhero."