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Joke of the Day
"I was thinking of opening up a restaurant that only serves burnt pizza its called Pompie"
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"What do you call a joke on drugs? Highlarious"
"What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars"
"Horse trots up and says to mirror: ""why the long face?"" Mirror says ""It's okay, I'm just a bit reflective today."" I'll be here all week folks."
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"" And a Scottsman says ""Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"""
"What are your thoughts on new soup technology? I say Progresso at any cost."
"Did you guys hear the one-liner about the Monorail?"
"How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb? Over 9000."
"Baby you must be a vector image... Cause no matter how close I look you're still perfect."
"What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely? Pole Position"