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Joke of the Day
"I was thinking of opening up a restaurant that only serves burnt pizza its called Pompie"
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"What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!"
"Did you hear they just passed a law making round hay bales illegal? They says that they don't give cows a square meal."
"How does the universe throw a party? They planet."
"""It's MY way, or that other way!"" -Ultimatums before the invention of the highway"
"What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail? GOTTA CATCH JAMAL"
"Jokes about women aren't funny... Period."
"You're 16 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 3 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating crayons."
"Two guys were fighting with guns... Two guys were fighting with guns. Then one of them died laughing very heartily. Why? Because the bullet hit his armpit. (told to me by my son)"
"What is jewish Pokemontrainer called? Ash"