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Joke of the Day
"How do polish people show gratitude? They say thansk."
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"If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them... What kind of a sandwich would you make?"
"I must be emotionally constipated ...because I haven't given a shit in days"
"*uses Oujia board* SMELLS LIKE UPDOG me: what's updog? NOT MUCH, DOG, JUST ABOUT TO POSSESS YOUR CAT me: what cat: what"
"What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. [Thanks, Wagon Train camper!]"
"So this ray of light broke bad. It was put in prism."
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about."
"Went to ""The Social Network."" I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids."
"I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like ""Oh she's cool she's one of us."""
"My girlfriend told me that if I were a tree, she'd want me to be a Christmas tree so she could spruce me up I told her she'd probably be a huge birch"