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Joke of the Day
"What's a mathematician's favorite drug? dx/dc"
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"I came here to tell a Mexican joke But that could be crossing a line."
"11% of my life has been spent watching things load 12%"
"[first date] ""so what do you do?"" *thinking about the jar of coins I plan to use for new shrubs* I'm a hedge fund manager"
"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"
"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense"
"University.... Close to being unemployed but with your parents still being proud of you"
"What does religion and Ikea have in common? The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue"
"I ate two pieces of string yesterday. Today I pooped them out and they were tied together.. ..I shit you knot."
"Actual Mechanical Advantage(AMA)"