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Joke of the Day
"I came here to tell a Mexican joke But that could be crossing a line."
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"'No you can't have cake! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, eat this fried flour with butter and maple syrup.' -Moms"
"Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people."
"Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter."
"Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar."
"Arnold Palmer has died... I heard that he will be half buried and half cremated."
"What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common? Both give you a good chance of catching something"
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark."
"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident."
"God said onto the sodomites ""go fuck yourselves"" And so they did"