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Joke of the Day
"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense"
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"What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb? Hair-vents."
"Monday through Friday I have a friend who, Monday through Friday seems very strong, but Saturday and Sunday he's weekend."
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"[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is ""I'll be 6 soon!"" ""Nope"""
"What do you call a German outkast? Hey, ja!"
"Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.."
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