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Joke of the Day

"University.... Close to being unemployed but with your parents still being proud of you"

"What comes after a great pee? A ""Q"" I made this joke up today. I don't know if it's been thought of before, but I couldn't go to sleep without posting it for the world :)"

"Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time."

"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his whole family"

"Why do some girls walk in threes? They can't even."

"Why did the French fry call the police? Because it was a(salt)ted."

"What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence? Utter destruction!"

"If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read ""Pills bury dough boy"" Credit to my friend Chris"

"What's the difference between a frog and a cat? A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night."

"Having a mustache is a great way to stop people from drawing a mustache on you in permanent marker while you sleep."