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Joke of the Day

"Please stop looking so hot, I'm trying to stop liking you."

"Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted? An erotic person will use a feather on their partner. A perverted person uses the whole chicken."

"I like my women how I like my buscuits Covered in semen."

"Yo momma so fat you can see the entire couch behind her due to gravitational lensing."

"I once had a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing."

"What did our parents do to kill time before the internet? I asked my 21 brothers and sisters and they had no clue either."

"Science fact! There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is largely due to the antelope's powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."

"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle? Alien vs Predator."

"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks."