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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my bicycles, chained up in the garage."

"Cop: A ghost killed your family? Guy: Yes! Cop: Did u forward yesterday's spooky chain email to 5 ppl? Guy: No? Cop: Well there you go."

"If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"

"What do you call a Mexican riding a bike? Wow. You guys are some racist fucks. He's a bike rider. On a bike he probably stole."

"Finished christmas shopping for my entire family. *walks out of pharmacy*"

"[NSFW] I met a girl called Michelle at a bar... Her: Hi, I am Michelle Me: I am Donaldson, but people sometimes call me Dick. Her: How do you get Dick from Donaldson? Me: You ask nicely."

"I know a joke about frequencies But I'll not share it, because the punch line is so bad it hertz."

"Why did Jesus die ? He forgot his safe word."

"Saw a ""Toby Keith's I Love This Bar"" that went out of business. Apparently he was the only one."

"I'm not racist People just disappoint me."