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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my buscuits Covered in semen."

"All my gay friends must be businessmen... cause they keep talking about their partners."

"i'm only a good advice giver from 11pm to 2am central time. any time besides that if you tell me anything i'll just go ""oh."""

"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again."

"*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING"

"You never hear about a new ghost. ""Oh yeah, this place is haunted since Jeff died last Tuesday."""

"I love my Sherlock Holmes dildo... I call him, Bendy-dick Cum-a-bunch"

"Hear about the first Polish athlete to win an Olympic gold medal? He was so proud, he had it bronzed."

"Woman: Come over. Man: I am coming over. Woman: We should stop using walkie talkies in bed over."

"Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Because if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar."