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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat you can see the entire couch behind her due to gravitational lensing."
Next Joke
"Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning"
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation."
"Just named my dog Naked. Now im going to walk naked down the street eveyday."
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who? Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently."
"""When I'm done shitting on your car I'm going to watch your wife undress through her window""-Birds"
"911 OPERATOR (female): What's your emergency GUY (being murdered): Haha nothing what are you up to"
"Sometimes I ask myself, what would Aquaman do? So I sit in the bathtub and cry about how useless I am."
"Superman: I hate your Bat Cave! I can't get cell service Batman: Your carrier sucks Superman: Oh yeah, who do you use? Batman: Bat Mobile"
"I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 Because I really like that one-to-one time."