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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle? Alien vs Predator."
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"I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you."
"Me: [opens front facing camera at a funeral and starts crying] ""he must've meant a lot to her."""
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the Other Side"
"Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather. I am wearing a house."
"How does a feminist change a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them."
"The man who invented AutoCorrect has died. Restaurant in piece."
"My parents taught me how to walk and talk Now all they want me to do is sit down and be quiet."
"What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story? R and J"
"I have ADHD. Yup, high-definition TV in the years after the birth of Jesus."