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Joke of the Day

"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"For people with a gluten allergy, it's kind of like kryptonite, except Superman didn't find a way to mention it in every conversation."

"How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly? The entrance is a dumbledore."

"Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs."

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Pulls her pants up and goes home."

"Dr: He has a lot of blockage ""So my Dad has a bad heart?"" Dr: He also donates to charity ""So he has a good heart?"" Dr: Ya, it evens out"

"Did you guys see the new Mad Max prequel? It was playing on every channel last night"

"What's the difference between three penises and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"*picks out all the marshmallows from your Lucky Charms* *replaces them with Flintstones vitamins* You looked a little sickly."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke."