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Joke of the Day
"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."
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"Why does the US love Israel so much? Because is a raeli good country"
"A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it."
"Why was the cannibal sad at dinner? Because he got the cold shoulder."
"I just saw the Kardashian sisters and now I feel more Christmassy. Ho Ho Ho."
"Mason jars are the skinny jeans of glasses."
"[wife answering phone] Gary, it's 3am! Where are you? ""I don't have time for questions, but if you ever wanted a peacock tell me now!"""
"What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy? Poverty"