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Joke of the Day
"Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks."
Next Joke
"Which punchline do you like better? What do you call a nun that sleep-walks? a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit"
"If you watch cinderella backwards its about a woman getting put in her place."
"People say drugs are bad, but I'm calling complete BS on that. I've only been on meth for 20 minutes and I'm already the king of Jupiter."
"Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of omega 3 tablets the other day. It's OK, it was just a super fish oil wound"
"How big are headphones going to get before we just start to wear helmets with subwoofers inside them?"
"I've just bought you all a deck of cards. Deal with it."
"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."
"I'm looking for a new nursing home for my mother. Something without phones or access to postage stamps."
"Just went for a piss while still wearing my microphone and the whole conference heard me call the urinal a ""thirsty boy"""