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Joke of the Day
"I dated this Muslim girl once... She was the bomb!"
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"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."
"*walks up to Michael Cohen's door* ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Says."" ""Says who?"" ""THE POLLS. ALL OF THEM."""
"What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Just put it on my bill."
"Two condoms walk by a gay bar... One says to the other, ""Wanna go inside and get shitfaced?"""
"I entered a laziness competition and placed first. I got atrophy."
"What do you call poppies from eastern Africa? Ethiopium"
"I thought I could take my dog with me to the gym today, but it didn't work out."
"""I don't want a lot for Christmas."" Later... ""All I want for Christmas is you."" EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, MARIAH."
"Obama is visiting India! Indian government has installed 15000 CCTV cameras. Come on! Just cause he is Black, he won't steal!"