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Joke of the Day
"I thought I could take my dog with me to the gym today, but it didn't work out."
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"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3/5"
"When an eel bites your thigh... ...as you're just swimming by that's a moray."
"When life gives you lemons, wish that life had given you something to make a more original aphorism."
"I keep getting told I'm a terrible mailman.. Oops I've posted this in the wrong place"
"My girlfriend says I have a sharp tongue ... But I think she's just menstruating."
"With Jupiter ascending flopping the wachowskis are planning to quit the movie biz and going into the fast growing Mexican food business They are planning on naming their company as the Nachoskis"
"You should always wrap your hamster in duct tape. That way, it won't explode when you fuck it."
"What's black and white and red all over? Batman's father"
"What does a 80 yr old woman taste like? Depends."