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Joke of the Day
"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."
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"When I grow up I want to make two Rugrats pornos... Rugrats: All Grown Up & Rugrats Go Wild."
"DOG: [running in circles trying to catch his own tail] SON OF A DOG'S PREGNANT WIFE: *looks up from knitting* Son of a what, David? Say it"
"Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"I never got a single blow job when I was at school. Other kids got sent to the head master all the time."
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said..... ""Sorry, my fault."""
"Two prostitutes are talking about their clients... One of them says ""So yesterday I had this client who had a dick like my leg!"", the other replies ""Impossible - no man has a dick that's that dirty""."
"Wife : don't forget to pick up the kids at the school Me : why"
"Why doesn't a rooster wear pants? Because his pecker is on his head"
"Wife thinks I was present for every conversation she's had with anyone, ever, and assumes I know what the hell she's talking about right now"