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Joke of the Day
"Two condoms walk by a gay bar... One says to the other, ""Wanna go inside and get shitfaced?"""
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"Pick up line#375: hey are you a school? Because i want to shoot kids inside you."
"If life give you melons... You're probably dyslexic."
"What is the cheapest date ever? Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side."
"I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute? The looks on their faces while you're nailing them."
"I think every joke should have a serious element of Fe-y"
"So a guy goes to the doctor to get a physical and the doctor says, ""Holy shit you have five penises, how do your pants fit?"" The guy replies, ""Like a glove."""
"What's the difference between America and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."
"""Why does the Mexican Olympic Team suck?"" ""Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already here, raping and killing Americans"" -Donald Trump"