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Joke of the Day

"What do you call poppies from eastern Africa? Ethiopium"

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"I think my entire family is racist. I was dating an Asian woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family My wife and kids didn't even want to talk to me."
"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness'"
"I'll bet Miss Piggy kissed a lot of princes before she found her frog."
"No prosecuting Trespassers will be violated"
"No matter how tough you think you are, there's always a closed pistachio ready to mess you up."
"My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!"
"Trying to think of something fun to do with the kids so I can Instagram it & look like a great dad."
"Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? It never gets old"