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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks? When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture."

"What does a nosy chili pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"

"When I die, I'd like my coffin to be filled with Reese's Pieces so on my headstone it can say ""R.I.R.P."""

"Thanks to incognito private browsing, nobody will discover my deepest, darkest secret.... That I play RuneScape."

"I don't even like sports but I'm excited for next year's superbowl... Because it will be Superbowl L"

"Making $ is easy. Press shift+4."

"Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."

"Guys, I only wanna hear about your ex if she is dead.If you still talk about her, I'll murder her so we can have an interesting conversation"

"Why do girls wear make up and perfume? 'Cuz they're ugly and they stink!"

"When Kurt Cobain was a child... When Kurt Cobain was a child, his mother told him not to play with guns. I suppose that went in one ear and out the other."