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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about how they spotted a Nazi in the sea? It's okay, it's just adolfin"
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"4-year-old: Are hot dogs made from real dogs? Me: Would you eat them if they were? 4: No! Me: 4: Unless I had ketchup."
"I wanted to tell you all about a color I made up..... but, as it turns out, it was just a pigment of my imagination."
"What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? Glue."
"What's the most disgusting, distasteful international treaty organization? EU!"
"God is everywhere and knows everything? God sounds a lot like my ex-wife."
"SUPERHERO: I alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger ME: Me too, that's also my reason"
"How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house? None because ice cream doesn't have bones."
"Man, I sure am mad about the rising bullet prices... Now I get less bang for my buck!"
"My wife divorced me because I'm still making april fools pranks. April fools!"