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Joke of the Day

"SUPERHERO: I alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger ME: Me too, that's also my reason"

"What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off."

"LPT: If you're considering trying BDSM with your SO, don't start at a costume party. Oops wrong sub"

"A parliament of owls, a murder of crows, a thatsso of ravens"

"How come when a child shouts ""This is dumb"" at a wedding it's considered cute, but when I do it, I'm immediately replaced by another priest?"

"I organised a 3 some last night. There were a couple of no shows but I still had a good time."

"What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common? No touching!"

"I just trained my dog how to fetch a beer. Now this may not sound all that impressive, but he gets them from my neighbour's fridge."

"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? There were so many Knights"

"I hate my dodgy household appliances... My hairdryer sucks and my vaccum blows."