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Joke of the Day

"Can we have a moment of silence for all the great tweets that never make it out of the shower..."

"They opened a Tempura Shelter in my town It's for lightly battered women"

"I received a request to go and fix a broken handle on a window. It turned out to be a crank call."

"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."

"How does a Jew make tea? Hebrews it. -- How does a Jew make beer? --Hebrews Hops"

"What is the difference between a pedophile and a sexually active wife of a cop? One wants to cop a feel and the other wants to feel a cop."

"What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians? Asians don't have the ""cauc""."

"The IRA have been fighting for Irish reunification since the 70s. . . All they needed to do was vote for the Conservatives."

"I Got Worried After Reading the Statistic on Marriage 50% of them last forever!"

"Molestation Such a touchy subject"