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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? Glue."
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"What do Coors Light and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."
"Want to read my favorite dirty Jewish word? splurge"
"I would be morbidly obese if food for thought was an actual thing."
"What's the difference between a whore and Nickleback? A whore doesn't always suck cock."
"Bank of America is halting foreclosures in all 50 states as part of an investigation into why 7 people in the U.S. still have homes."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."
"why are Americans like women? Because they always turn up late and take all the credit for winning the war"
"What is a catchy Girl's name? Answer: Annette"
"One of the greatest gifts my kids have given me is my high tolerance for alcohol."