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"Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater."
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"""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME"" - KANYE ""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED"" - WIZ ""THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL"" -B.O.B."
"I've been told I'm a compulsive liar and a hypochondriac but I don't worry about it."
"""The new Star Wars comes out in two years"". (Luke 20:15)."
"Sorry about your street cred, black guys named Milton."
"What's the difference between a dick and a joke? You can't take a joke ( )"
"Cop: You look pretty beat up, how many attackers did you say there was? [flashback to me showing the cat my nunchuk skills] Me: Easily 10"
"Dirty thoughts... the life of a gardener."
"[NSFW] If you can only say nigger if you're black I guess I'm black now?"
"After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I'm like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle."